Sarcasm Part 3: On Etymology and Jesuit Romanticism

Sarcasm Part 3: On Etymology and Jesuit Romanticism

Teaching in a high school as I do, maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised at finding myself utterly unable to get any distance from sarcasm these past few days.  Being unable to run from sarcasm, I decided to imitate Nietzsche (that great educator of Christians) and do...
Remember You Are Dust

Remember You Are Dust

Cameron Diaz wore Gucci, Angelina Jolie wore Versace, Penelope Cruz wore Armani and Ryan Seacrest wore Kim Jong-il. Thanks to the ridiculous antics of Sacha Baron Cohen, Mr. Seacrest had to pretend to look slightly amused as he had the alleged ashes of Kim Jong-il...
The Point of Beauty

The Point of Beauty

Last week, while listening to NPR’s Science Friday, I heard a description of this video, made by sandwiching ice between two polarizing filters, allowing the crystals of ice to manifest color and pattern by the way they bend and refract the light passing through them....
Words, Words, Words: Our Shabby Equipment (Part II)

Words, Words, Words: Our Shabby Equipment (Part II)

Editor’s Note: this is the second part of Jeff Johnson’s essay “Words, Words, Words.” If you missed part 1 you can read it here. *** The History of Latin as a Sacred Language and the New Translation of the Roman Missal It’s good to be the king. You get to do strange...
Spiritual Painkillers

Spiritual Painkillers

I suspect that most families, going to the same doctor for years, get to know their family physician well.  I’d be willing to bet that it’s a little less common for families to get to know their orthopedic surgeon, but, as it turns out, my family does. Maybe the...
D’oh God! A Simpsons Lens on Lent

D’oh God! A Simpsons Lens on Lent

Earlier in February, I overheard something that stopped me cold: “The Simpsons just aired its 500th episode on FOX.” Though I stopped watching the show regularly a while ago, the vaunted animated series is not only a cultural mainstay, but was a staple of my...
True Love Will Find You in the End

True Love Will Find You in the End

I hate icons of the apostles.  They seem so secure–gathering confidently around Christ or peacefully accepting their martyrdom.  I feel mocked.  Seriously, how can my faith hold a candle to that?  I hardly feel secure speaking up in class and I’m supposed to...