Requiem for a Dog

Requiem for a Dog

Tristan Xavier Stayer—the dumpiest, doofiest, dim-wittedest, and dearest basset hound that there ever was—passed away this week. Or, to be straightforward, I should say we killed him. My brother, sister-in-law, and I. Not in cold blood, of course. He was thirteen...
Glass Pixel Ceilings

Glass Pixel Ceilings

The 2014 Electronic Entertainment Expo, the famed and fabulous “E3,” met last weekend. Amidst the festivities and frivolities, controversy emerged.  The issue in question was the continuing deafness of some major game companies to the fact that women play video games...
#tbt — 90’s Discipline

#tbt — 90’s Discipline

So I finally put my finger on what – or who – was missing from my Happy Hour crew. Gordon Bombay. Setting aside this 90’s themed disappointment, what I mean to say is that discipline has fallen out of style. Whether the topic is running, healthy eating,...
That All Might Be One

That All Might Be One

Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue was never meant to be heard as background music for an instructional video on what to do in the event of an emergency water landing. Still, I discovered it there last week as I flew on a United Airlines flight to El Salvador with a...
Scapegoating Donald Sterling

Scapegoating Donald Sterling

Almost six weeks after being recorded making racist and offensive remarks to his girlfriend, Donald Sterling is still in the news. It is, of course, newsworthy that a figure of Sterling’s stature has been publicly exposed as a racist. Combined with the voracious...
“Cesar Chavez” for Congress?

“Cesar Chavez” for Congress?

Good news everyone!  Cesar Chavez is running for Congress! Now, before you get too excited, I should probably mention a few things. First of all, the Cesar Chavez you’re probably thinking of passed away in 1993, and so is no longer allowed to participate in the...
A New Destiny

A New Destiny

Indiana Jones. The Godfather. Harry Potter. The Lord of the Rings. Star Wars. These are stories that, no matter the genre, are iconic in their scope and breadth, spawning commercial and critical success. Such franchises are found, too, amongst video games.  Mario....
Sports Hate

Sports Hate

Don’t you hate the Yankees!?!  They’ve paid for won more World Series than any other team in the major leagues.  Or what about the Red Sox?  Those big-spending, beard-growing, World Series-winning jerks!  Do you hate the Miami Heat for their back-to-back...
#tbt — Tank You Very Much

#tbt — Tank You Very Much

You know who’s bad? Like really bad? I’m talking badder than George Thorogood and Michael Jackson combined. I’m talking… Tank Man. On June 5, 1989, the morning after the infamous crackdown/massacre in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square, tanks rumbled through the city in...