Gluttony: Tweeting or posting pictures of your food
Henar Lanchas / Flickr Creative Commons
Look, we all know where the sushi restaurant is located and what it serves. They have a website, and the menu is already made up of pictures. Hello, redundancy!
Greed: Getting the latest iDevice, even though you already have a perfectly working older version
- Steve Rhodes / Flickr Creative Commons
Does Angry Birds really run that much more quickly on the 5s? Come on now, be honest.
Sloth: Refusing to call someone and instead sending twenty texts to agree to something
- Drriss and Marrionn / Flickr Creative Commons
An honest to God sentence needs both a subject and a verb! And if you’re really pushing the limits… a direct object!
Wrath: Anonymous ranting in the comments section
- Eirik Solheim / Flickr Creative Commons
We all have an inner troll. Inner trolls are like butts. Everyone has one, but you don’t need to be displaying it in public… Just saying.
Lust: Spending way too much time checking your celebrity crush’s Instagram profile
If only Bradley’s arm were longer. Best photo ever. #oscars pic.twitter.com/C9U5NOtGap
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 3, 2014
Let’s just be honest, Jennifer Lawrence/Brad Pitt/Bradley Cooper… or Meryl Streep is never going to show up at your door and if he/she does, we’re pretty sure the first topic of conversation won’t be Instagram.
Envy: Coveting your neighbor’s Facebook likes and Twitter followers
Thomas Angermann / Flickr Creative Commons
You know you’ve done it. Don’t lie! You check the mutual friends against wall posts and think, “Wait, I work with him too! Why isn’t he my friend?” Then you come up with a lame reason to send your target a FB message… and the downward spiral begins!
Pride: Humble brags, such as “Couldn’t run today! 🙁 My calves are killing me from all the marathon training.”
I guess Rossmann is guilty of this one…
Well aren’t you special… training for a real marathon?!?! Let it be known that we are planning a Game of Thrones-watching, Cheetos-eating marathon. So there!
