Flaw

If you have ever thrown an elbow or slid cleats high. If you ever snapped back or punched first. If you have ever quietly stolen inconsequential things, small pieces of candy from a store, a magazine from a waiting room. If you have wiped your mouth on a dishtowel and hung it back up. If you have argued from authority.

If you don’t wash your hands, not much.

If you decided somewhere along the way – without even realizing it – that you would not have a relationship with the plaintive, pith-helmeted mail carrier. Instead you two would walk by each other day after day like creatures from a sad divorce eons ago who had forgotten they ever knew each other.

If you fail to give waitstaff irresistible small talk like you used to when you were twenty three and your charm was the only saleable thing on your resume. If you dream again and again about meeting that girl from the 14th floor and taking her into the dark laundry room and with her doing terrible wonderful things, making her tattoos dance and her rings glimmer… and then never speaking to her again, just because you can.

If you walk by figures sleeping on the concrete under rough gray blankets and quietly wonder where they screwed up to get themselves there; and then feel incredibly judgmental for thinking such things. And then wondering again: really, what did they do?

If vertical lines have formed between your eyebrows from a lifetime of looking at people with suspicion. If you lack enthusiasm for the talents of others but instead let their despicable gifts swarm over you like man-eating knifefish. If the thought of the current president makes you want to hurt yourself, and the previous to hurt others, and the possible next one to flee into the depths of the dark sea with Mr. James Cameron, and all of this somehow proves to you that God or Nelson Mandela or whoever has wholly left this simple sweet earth to let man do as he pleases.

If some reasonable cleric ever told you that in Greek the word “sin” means “missing the mark,” and you turned that into a kind of a general pass for yourself. As if somehow all the inane, corrupt or just mildly sad things you do could be melted down and written off into a darts allegory.

If the thought of one more dilation and extraction happening between one more pair of terrified legs leaves you swamped with so much despair and rage you just want to give up the whole cause altogether.

If you have ever felt that you were kind of too good for this, and this could be anything.

If you are a resolute pacifist in regard to wars you aren’t even invited to, but undertake silent acts of violence against any number of people who flash into your mind all day long.

If you do not think you are allowed three consecutive moments of honest anger.

If you meet every slight, each missed appointment, every unreturned phone call, with it’s alright, or you were probably busy, or a quick look away and no worries; and so melt away bit by bit into people’s dim consciousness of you as one whose time or expectations are not really to be taken seriously.

The little things. The things so small you barely notice them – minor life habits, interior dispositions, inclinations, forgettings. The way you let darkness settle over you and become you. A letting go, a relaxing of standards, a reorienting of priorities. Venial matters. A disordered affection for created goods, to put it doctrinally. Things you didn’t even know could count against you, but somehow are reducing you, reducing you.

If you let slip into conversations with friends that you haven’t visited a doctor in seven years. And you say this while hoping someone will scold you and order you to make an appointment and offer to drive you herself. And when they never do, converting this into state’s evidence number seventy six why the powers of the world have in quiet indifference arrayed themselves against you.

If you still long to tell people your ACT score.

Or if you humbly refuse to tell them your ACT score when they ask, saying only, I don’t want to boast, you guys, don’t want to boast.

If you follow English soccer teams.

If there is a hint of irony or sarcasm in everything you do and thus no one feels like they know you. And not in the way that we are all ultimately unknowable, as God is unknowable, and all sentient beings blessed into the dirt of conventional reality are unknowable. But unknowable as in, just, we wish we knew you a little.

If you seem not to have become the man you wanted to be because… because… you’re lazy. You really are just spectacularly – I mean, you can’t even get up and go out and do what you actually want to do with two straight waking hours of your life. And it is not your dad’s fault or the world’s fault or low blood sugar or a failure to ingrain into the depths of your soul like some Kid Cudi hook the fact that God loves you – but because you are thirty two and very talented and very smart and you play a stupendous amount of video games.

If you call your old boyfriend in moments of longing and whimsy and flicker his heart and yours and then drift back away into nothingness. If you look across the table at your wife – your wife! the one you left everything behind to follow, the one you will love forever – and hate her more than you have ever hated another human being; loathe her with a passion so profound its dark glory could only be properly described by a particularly lucid Third Reich poet.

If you are nine years old and one day find your arm lashing out at your brother so viciously, impulsively and out of character that everyone thinks a vagabond demon has gotten into you. And thus rendering you less culpable when in fact you had actually premeditated this for weeks, raising it from a crime of passion to one with malice aforethought. (A well-rehearsed event that chose as its audience your own parents: payback for crimes they were very subtly, skillfully, and invisibly committing against you – you were sure of it.)

If you are a heroic and beloved ghetto nurse or teacher or poet revolutionary, and don’t understand why the people who actually live with you can barely put up with you. And assume it is because, sadly enough, they are probably jealous.

If someone ever told you – dogmatically or not – that the thin silver computer you carry in your messenger bag uses up more energy, from conception to natural death, than a car; or that recycling aluminum cans inflicts as much misery unto the earth as the equivalent misery they would imbue in a landfill, and you just wanted right there on the spot to give up the whole blessed enterprise.

If you are really, honestly, just not very nice. Not to anybody.

In the dharma there is no concept of sin. There is only behaving in a karmically unskillful way toward other human beings. Says my skillful professor.

How absolutely lovely, you think. Unskillful. The darts, a dark basement, a few too many drinks. Easily remedied things.

If you meet with lawyers and sign papers and pack boxes and are still unable to admit that you and your wife are getting a divorce.

If you have had little injections of disease into those lines between your eyebrows, and your clever religious daughter told you that just as Christ became sin in order to redeem mankind, you have become botulinum toxin in order to redeem your face. And once you actually considered this, it did seem that way. You took a risk putting that stuff under your skin. And there is a payoff: you are making the world a little more pleasant for anyone who looks at you. You are – her words – giving praise and glory through the humble vessel of your unruffled skin.

The little illusions, the avoiding of reality. The nimble blades of pride. The things we all do. Your bad is not so bad. It will never get into the paper. You’re a good person, after all, everyone knows it. You are a member of the National Honor Society. But your lack, your lack, it is still there. Life is dukkha, says the Buddha. Life is suffering. Better translation: life is flawed. And to deny there is a flaw is to really suffer.

(And if you have ever gotten outraged beyond proportion when someone who wasn’t even eastern told you things like “life is suffering.” Still the flaw, the flaw.)

If you ever had sex before marriage and felt it to be very helpful to your general well-being and wondered why religious people always told you it was wrong. Why did they tell you that you as the girl would use sex to get love and that you as the guy would use love to get sex and the two of you would become part of each other. And when it was over you would be like two boards pried apart, splinters left in each other forever.

Wasn’t that the image the handsome secondary virgin used in the high school gym, bursting out of his pressed Raimi shirt. And you feel like the sin, the REAL sin is being told sex is bad… even though no one ever told you sex is bad. But you somehow got that message. Until you specifically decided to revolt against that message fall break of freshman year when your roommate had gone back to Dubuque and the place was all yours.

Somewhere, or somehow, in you, or in the virgin who wasn’t a virgin, or church, or the way religious people talk about sex or sexual people hear religion, or the fallenness of humanity, or the ruddy pleasures of Maxim magazine, or that ironic burlesque outfit on the lower east side where even your doe-eyed mother could enjoy a drink without feeling too seamy… somewhere in all of this – the flaw. A flaw that leaves you declaring that any thoughtful moral process should be forbidden from all decisions about sex; or, alternatively, any sexual desire should be interrogated so much as to become like a dictator dispensing unwanted shame into your life; or the whole thing run from in fear like a terrorist lurking in the subway.

The flaw, the flaw…

And if your rent payments are late because you don’t believe in rent, but you still have an apartment, that has rent payments.

And if you don’t think much of yourself. If you believe, frankly, that you are pretty much a dirtbag. And just saying that actually gives you a sense of relief. But then that relief does not melt away the fact that still think you are a dirtbag. And what do you when this and all the other clear proofs of your utter wretchedness come piling down like leaves made of stone from a tree made of poison: where do you turn to then?

You have not slept with another man’s wife or burned a cross on a lawn or shifted massive amounts of funds where they shouldn’t be shifted. You just do some things and fail to do other things.

If you pay occasional witness from a newspaper to distant wars, to their IED’s and casualty lists, their market squares and holy festivals blown to pieces, to the small photos of stony-faced dead kids from Oklahoma, and wonder why the whole thing doesn’t seem to worm its way one inch into your heart.

If every time you start talking about other people you begin by pointing out that you don’t usually talk about other people.

If your quest for moral perfection is slowly killing you.

If you do any of this, or any of it is done to you – the flaws, the sins, the marks missed. An unhinged world pressed on your soul, or your unhinged sins visited on the world. If this is the case, then this church season of Lent has been for you. This season, and this week, and its charred days; days with pre-fixes, Spy, Holy, Good, Holy. These days are for you not even because you are necessarily Catholic, or Christian, or believe in God or saints or crucifixes as scaffolding constructed for the dismantling of all wrongs. But because other people do.

And those other people take time to name these wrongs. They name them and so, like Adam and his beasts, have some dominion over them. And those who do not do any of this naming can at least take comfort or nostalgia – like a deep green Packard or Joan Fontaine – that some people are out there plugging away at this ecclesial Fourth Step. Through incense and kneelers and soft lulling chants they are grounding down, getting into the deep sadness of themselves. Putting their conscience through its paces. And something about Jesus, and something about redemption. Something about laying all on the king.

But first taking firm hold of the flaws, no matter how small, and gazing in confusion and sorrow and wonder.